Darwin Awards: 2003 February Slush Pile

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Canadian Club and Root Beer
Lord of the flame
Bus kills romping couple
Tree Hard, Head Empty
Dye Pack Dummy
Oh very nice
I can show you how to do this
Slaughterhouse Robbery
too hot chocolate
You got WHAT in that bag ?
The man with the iron stomach
I'm not paying spilled gas
Master Welder
Bear kicker gets comeuppance
Divers Ice Their Doom
Blow torch?
Why don't we do it in the road
Stay away from iron horses
Death by Newt
Snow Angel
One sided Riverbank
Dumb and Dumber
decapitator elevator
Workers blasted for burning dy
Man tried to fry eggs in carto
I Thought it was Safe
They'll Kill You One Day!
Personal
Re: Boastful Rapist
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Darwin Awards
2003 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Canadian Club and Root Beer 8.0 (321 votes)

Lord of the flame 7.9 (346 votes)

Bus kills romping couple 7.7 (297 votes)

Tree Hard, Head Empty 7.4 (181 votes)

Dye Pack Dummy 7.3 (147 votes)

Oh very nice 7.3 (123 votes)

I can show you how to do this 7.3 (109 votes)

Slaughterhouse Robbery 7.3 (143 votes)

too hot chocolate 7.2 (149 votes)

You got WHAT in that bag ? 7.2 (105 votes)

The man with the iron stomach 7.2 (133 votes)

I'm not paying spilled gas 7.1 (83 votes)

Master Welder 7.1 (84 votes)

Bear kicker gets comeuppance 7.0 (111 votes)

Divers Ice Their Doom 6.9 (109 votes)

Blow torch? 6.9 (114 votes)

Why don't we do it in the road 6.8 (71 votes)

Stay away from iron horses 6.6 (85 votes)

Death by Newt 6.6 (79 votes)

Snow Angel 6.6 (76 votes)

One sided Riverbank 6.5 (75 votes)

Dumb and Dumber 6.5 (163 votes)

decapitator elevator 6.0 (104 votes)

Workers blasted for burning dy 5.2 (88 votes)

Man tried to fry eggs in carto 5.1 (85 votes)

I Thought it was Safe 4.6 (123 votes)

They'll Kill You One Day! 4.3 (79 votes)

Personal 3.7 (71 votes)

Re: Boastful Rapist 1.5 (31 votes)

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