the other uses of plungers 
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Here's a painful story I heard a while ago, when I was member of my college (cegep Edouard-Montpetit) first-aid squad. One of our coach was paramedic. It is an unofficial status in Canada but usually, those ambulance guys get the heaviest run.
So here it is, Patrick (the paramedic) is doing is usual run in the "village", which is the gay neighborhood in Montreal... Got a call about some guy badly hurt. Enter the apartment, find the some other guy running everywhere and whining his friend hurt himself in the bathroom...
Our paramedic continues his logical investigation in the bathroom where he found out that the victim plugged a plunger (that suction thing to unplug stuffed toilet) in the bath to procure himself anal pleasure. Then the victim lost foot and died impaled on the 2 foot plunger.
I wonder what they wrote on his tombstone: "Died with a smile"?
Submitted on 01/27/2003
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