Women's Best Friend 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
The situation I am about to describe is not a candidate for a Darwin Award, but it very easily could have been. A couple of years ago, my family visited a remote area of Ontario, Canada. While most of the family was out on an excursion, my normally intelligent wife and her sister were playing cards in the cabin. My wife, seeing a black puppy dog on the porch of the cabin, ran outside to pet the friendly puppy. My wife's sister, with better eyesite, went for her video camera. I don't know which was more surprised when my wife scratched the puppy's rear end, her, or the bear. From the video, though, the look on her face was classic as she slammed the door, screaming about a bear on the porch. The bear wasn't very amused either, as he cleared a three foot railing wearing a trash can on his head! Although we still visit Ontario every summer, it's too late now for a Darwin Award as she now has offspring!Submitted on 01/17/2003
Submitted by:
Greg Higgins
Reference:
Personal Account
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