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Boastful Rapist Asks 4 Trouble

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Confession-Trial.html

Paul Powell is on his way to being a dead man. He had been previously convicted of his crime, but the conviction of Capital Murder had been overturned by the Virginia Supreme Court for lack of evidence that he had tried to rape the victim. While awaiting re-trial for First Degree Murder, he sent a letter to the prosecutors taunting them and describing what happened. This letter was the evidence they needed to prove attempted rape and reinstate the Capital Murder charges.

The funniest statement was that of Powell's lawyer who "portrayed his client as a bright young man." Bright as a burned-out lightbulb, I'd say.

Submitted on 01/16/2003

Submitted by: George Dinwiddie
Reference: Associated Press 1/16/2003

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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I'm opposed to the death penalty, but this is an "astounding misapplication of judgment" and it is quite likely to lead to his death. We'll have to wait to find out if it is really a DA or an HM.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Darwin connection somewhat oblique, and I know I have seen this somewhere although not necessarily here. Since I have rejected the last 100 or so posts I am tempted to let this one through to the readers. The trash heap is deep and the slush pile shallow right now.


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