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Sitting on Dry Ice

2003 Reader Submission
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The following story is extracted from the Metro Digest section. I thought it'd make a good addition to the 'Honorable Mentions' list.

######################################### Contestants 'forced to sit on dry ice'

A radio station is to be prosecuted after running a competition in which contestants had to sit on dry ice - leaving some with permanent scars. Three women and a man suffered severe frostbite following the Coolest Seats In Town contest, the Health and Safety Executive said yesterday. Three of them remained in hospital for up to ten weeks after sitting on solid carbon dioxide, which has a temperature of -78C. They suffered a serious loss of skin, fat and muscle, with a permanent and disfiguring area of tissue loss, the HSE added. Birmingham radio station BRMB was charged with breaching the Health and Safety at Work Act.

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I think they should be congratulated - what better a way to remove utter stupidity from the human gene pool than voluntary sterilisation.

Submitted on 01/15/2003

Submitted by: Adam
Reference: London Metro, Jan 15 2003

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Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
They were trying to win tickets to a gig!


Teela said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Other
It is not that unreasonable to expect that a radio contest won't be life endangering. What's with the "forced" in "Contestants 'forced to sit on dry ice'"?


Bert said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
They may not have known how dangerous what they did was.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
contestants had reason to assume this was safe, although anyone who had paid attention in highschool chemistry would know it is not.


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