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A Stupid Accident

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

any years ago, I served my apprenticeship at a large company in the North West of England.

This company had a large number of heavy duty machines driven by line shafts under the floor. The line shafts were joined at intervals with muff couplings (a type of split collar joining the shafts end to end).

An employee wanted to check whether the shaft was rotating, so he lifted one of the chequer plates in the floor covering the shaft and felt down with his hand for the shaft. Unfortunately, his hand caught in the muff coupling and he lost two fingers on his right hand. This was just an accident.

However, a few days later, the Safety Officer was explaining to some senior staff how the accident occurred. "The idiot lifted the chequer plate like this, put his hand down the duct like this and......". He lost the same two fingers on his right hand!

Submitted on 01/14/2003

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: y own recollection

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Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Urban Legend
"Here now, pull the other one - it's got bells on'nt!" This is a joke which is so old that it's got whiskers. I've forgotten so many variations of this particular bar room joke, but they all come down to the same thing - "Oops!"


Teela said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
I agree with Gregory.


Bert said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I've seen a couple of similar ones- My favorite one was the safety officer of a city near here going on the news to show the bandage on what was left of his hand, and explain the PROPER way to clear one's jammed snowblower...


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
non checkable reference. no threat to reproduction. several similar stories in past.


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