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Skiing accident

2003 Reader Submission
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atrei, Austria last sunday, a Swedish skier jumped from a ski lift, breaking his back in two places. Unfortunately, his condition is critical but stable, thus degrading the case to a honorable mention.

From a later reconstruction, it became clear that the young man wanted to take a last run the first day of his vacation. Disappointed from seing that the lift system was being closed, he passed several warning signs and blocking devices until he finally got hold of a chair and started his ascend. Unfortunately for him, when the local crew from the mountain station shut down the engines, he was left stranded in mid-air, 30 feet from the ground.

Since apparently no-one heard his cries for help, he decided to jump, and upon touch-down, he broke his back, but still managed to crawl to a place where he hoped to be found.

From his bed in hospital, he sent a message that he didn't wish to speak to media.

Link to the original article in Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet: http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,250739,00.html

Submitted on 01/14/2003

Submitted by: icke Hansson
Reference: Aftonbladet, Jan 14, 2003

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Jorge said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Bill said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I agree with Gregory on this one - I don't think sneaking on to the lift is quite DA/HM grade stupidity, but am willing to let it go to the slush pile.


Gregory said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I suspect we will see many posts of this one. Sneaking on to the lift stupid, jumping was probably better than the alternative of freezing to death on the mountain over night.


Bert said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Good one, dude! Let's duck the barriers- They don't REALLY mean they're shutting down...


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