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AT LEAST AN HM

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

old winters are nothing new in Russia - but

STUFF SNIPPED.

Normally one of the

warmest Russian

regions, it is now an

unheard-of -30C.

Unused to the effects

of that kind of cold on

metal and skin, the

man was taken by

surprise when he

answered a call of

nature outdoors on his

way home from a bar.

Standing by a bus

shelter for support, he inadvertently swayed at

a crucial moment - and his most sensitive part

stuck to the frozen metal.

A large crowd gathered, shouting helpful

suggestions.

Finally a passing rescue worker, Valery

Levchenko, was able to free the man using a

kettle of warm water borrowed from a nearby

chemist.

Deeply embarrassed, the young man

apparently refused further medical help before

running off.

It is not known whether he suffered any

permanent damage - other than to his pride.

Submitted on 01/09/2003

Submitted by: TAVIS
Reference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/eur

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Jorge said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


Bill said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
What a novel way to risk the gonads!


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
OK, so the real threat to reproduction may have been minimal, but I laughed out loud, which I havent done with any submission in a long time.


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