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Fireworks factory break in

2003 Reader Submission
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England, 1997. A burglar tested his luck when he decided to break into a fireworks factory. He surveyed the building according to law enforcement for serveral days and then decided to pull off the heist at around midnight the following day. Our hero planned on going through the main door which was about 8 feet tall and 1 inch thick with iron. Realizing this he went home and returned with a cutting torch. Police said he had about made it through when a spark landed in a crate of fireworks that contained roughly about a 100 pounds of gunpowder. The ensueing explosion set off the entire factory and sent the door he was cutting right down on top of him with such force that it crushed him.

Submitted on 01/07/2003

Submitted by: Ryan Miller
Reference: oldies 94.9 broadcast in 1997

Moderator Bert says, I asked about this submission (my comment has disappeared) on the Pyrotechnics Mailing List, an international list I follow. The short of it is: 1. The perpetrator(s) did survive (the vehicle didn't!) 2. No one was ever apprehended. The following comments were interesting:

"Two incidents come to mind - one was a few years back, the other just last year. The older event did not claim the life of the thief, but his cutting equipment was found, along with his car which had been flattened by the concrete roof of the magazine, which had lifted (and landed) in one piece. I recall the official police comment was "we are looking for someone who is one sandwich short of a picnic. Last year another magazine was broken into, not so very far from the one mentioned above, and in similar fashion. On that occasion the thief failed to ignite the contents and escaped with some of the stock. Maybe we are looking at a Darwin award waiting to happen..." -Tom

"I do some development work for the company that now owns the site that was attacked back in the 1990's. The store construction was of reinforced concrete about 9" thick with a steel door & it was the door that was attacked with a gas cutting torch. An ignition occurred of material inside causing the entire store to "fall to bits" with the concrete walls & steel reinforcing rods peeling back from floor level. Lumps of debris are still found all over the site as well as odd bits of the vehicle used in the raid, interestingly, despite the violence of the explosion, the debris was confined within the factory perimeter. As Tom says, no one was killed in the raid & it is assumed that no-one was seriously injured either, though no arrests have ever been made. The "hole in the ground gang" as they have been nick named are probably still at large. A full incident report was produced by the HS&E and makes interesting reading."

I'd guess we'll hear more of these guys. -Bert

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Jack said:
Neutral: Other
Plausible, but I'd like to see a reference.


Teela said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award


Darwin said:
Definitely Toss: Other
IT's amusing, and if true, it's a Darwin -- but those radio broadcasts often have fictitious urban legends, and I suspect it's NOT true! Thanks for the submission, though.


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