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Jackson Officer Mistakes Laser Pointer For Gun, Shoots Teen 17-Year-Old Could Face Assault Charge

POSTED: 11:25 a.m. CST December 27, 2002 UPDATED: 11:26 a.m. CST December 27, 2002

JACKSON, Miss. -- A Jackson police officer shot a 17-year-old in the thigh Thursday night after the teenager allegedly flashed a red laser pointer that the officer mistook for a gun sight.

Jackson Police spokesman Robert Graham says the teenager, whose name was not released, was treated at the University of Mississippi Medical Center.

Graham says the officer, who also is not being identified, has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of an investigation.

Graham says the officer involved in the shooting was on patrol with his partner when they noticed four people standing behind a business acting suspiciously.

When the officers approached the group, all four people ran. Graham says the officer noticed the red light shining on his chest after chasing the teen into a wooded area.

Graham says the teenager could be charged with aggravated assault on a police officer.

Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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Jorge said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Does the kid qualify???


Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
The kid was lucky that he wasn't killed by the officer!


Teela said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


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