Darwin Awards: 2003 January Slush Pile

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No, YOU'RE stupid
Confusion solved
Sodium + Magnesium / Butane = pain
Fireworks factory break in
The Many Uses of Duct Tape
A new way to die....
Dumber than a goat award!
Kung Fu lions
Cockfighting Rooster Kills Han
Risky tanker truck washing
Thief Becomes Pancake
Backyard Wresting
Uncle Franz's parachute
Boastful Rapist Asks 4 Trouble
Shunting at speed
Blow Your Mind
Don't Ever Play with Knots
Waterfall Jump
Sitting on Dry Ice
Willy Freezes to Bus Stop
Hydraulic strangle
Campfire Fun
Darwin Roadkill
Dox Dillema
AT LEAST AN HM
Stuck in a Rut
Powerline Plinking
the other uses of plungers
Wierd Uncle Bill
Poetic Justice!
A Stupid Accident
Tie the knot!
Marijuana Sauna
Falling Air
Skiing accident
Cycling for health
Women's Best Friend
tiger snake in a jar
4000 poundsd + ice=disaster
Closed ski lift
Elephant tramples man
One for At-Risk Survivor
SailorLostAgain
Human torch prank kills man
Diver Down
Care for technical help
Tie the knot! addition
Drop of a Hat
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Darwin Awards
2003 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

No, YOU'RE stupid 8.6 (458 votes)

Confusion solved 8.2 (150 votes)

Sodium + Magnesium / Butane = pain 8.1 (79 votes)

Fireworks factory break in 8.0 (120 votes)

The Many Uses of Duct Tape 7.9 (227 votes)

A new way to die.... 7.9 (358 votes)

Dumber than a goat award! 7.8 (234 votes)

Kung Fu lions 7.8 (150 votes)

Cockfighting Rooster Kills Han 7.8 (115 votes)

Risky tanker truck washing 7.7 (128 votes)

Thief Becomes Pancake 7.6 (50 votes)

Backyard Wresting 7.2 (144 votes)

Uncle Franz's parachute 7.2 (151 votes)

Boastful Rapist Asks 4 Trouble 7.1 (111 votes)

Shunting at speed 7.1 (84 votes)

Blow Your Mind 7.1 (259 votes)

Don't Ever Play with Knots 7.0 (170 votes)

Waterfall Jump 7.0 (41 votes)

Sitting on Dry Ice 6.9 (118 votes)

Willy Freezes to Bus Stop 6.9 (146 votes)

Hydraulic strangle 6.8 (131 votes)

Campfire Fun 6.7 (107 votes)

Darwin Roadkill 6.7 (162 votes)

Dox Dillema 6.7 (103 votes)

AT LEAST AN HM 6.6 (69 votes)

Stuck in a Rut 6.5 (67 votes)

Powerline Plinking 6.4 (151 votes)

the other uses of plungers 6.4 (106 votes)

Wierd Uncle Bill 6.3 (188 votes)

Poetic Justice! 6.3 (89 votes)

A Stupid Accident 6.0 (85 votes)

Tie the knot! 5.8 (84 votes)

Marijuana Sauna 5.7 (252 votes)

Falling Air 5.6 (80 votes)

Skiing accident 5.6 (75 votes)

Cycling for health 5.6 (96 votes)

Women's Best Friend 5.3 (114 votes)

tiger snake in a jar 5.3 (74 votes)

4000 poundsd + ice=disaster 5.0 (132 votes)

Closed ski lift 5.0 (58 votes)

Elephant tramples man 4.9 (145 votes)

One for honorable mention 4.8 (138 votes)

SailorLostAgain 4.5 (26 votes)

Human torch prank kills man 4.4 (29 votes)

Diver Down 4.1 (125 votes)

Care for technical help 2.7 (19 votes)

Tie the knot! addition 2.5 (14 votes)

Drop of a Hat 1.3 (28 votes)

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