it wont break 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
when a man who i wont name attempted to firebomb a house he got more than he bargined for.
the method he was using was a standard molitov cocktail(spelling?) however this gut tried being an individual and using a plastic bottle. how im sure theres a reason this hadnt been done much before.
after lightimg the fuse the man ducked to make sure it worked however he was asstounded when the bottle bounced off the wall and landed back in the front yard!
well this wouldnt do, the man decided to finish the job and this time pelt it through a window. he was looking up for a window that he diant notice the fuse burning short on the molitov, nor did he realise that the fuse wasnt really jammed in there that well, and when he moved the bottle backwards to throw it again the fuse, along with the petrol guzzled down the man engulfing him in flames he burned to death and bar a few spot fires which were quickly extinguished the house was compleetly undamaged Submitted on 12/22/2002
Submitted by:
chris
Reference:
22/4/02
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