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Pod Racing

2003 Reader Submission
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Pete was obsessed with the Star Wars Episode I movie that he decided to build his own Pod- Racer (a small pod pulled by 2 gigantic engines.) No one thought it could work, but he managed to build something that sort of resembled a pod. He'd attached a recliner to two fuel-filled cannisters by two long chains. He soon was ready for a big test. He put on a helmet (probably the only intelligent thing he did) and prepared to light the fuel. He lit the two fuses and quickly ran back to his recliner. Unfortunately, the cannisters rolled back toward him just as the fuses burnt all the way down.

You guessed it.... The two cannisters exploded right in front of Pete, sending him flying backward onto a neighbor's lawn. Firefighters put out the flames, but the paramedics came too late to revive a burnt-black 23-year-old. Stupidity kills, what can I say.

Submitted on 12/19/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Personal Account June, 2000

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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I'm surprised that spectacular wasn't widely reported at the time - could it be an urban legend?


Mark said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Needs verification! But, what was he thinking pointing this contraption _uphill_ (thus allowing his "engines" to roll back on him)?


Pilchard said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
some verification would be nice, but that certainly qualifies as stupidity at the darwinian level.


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