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When stones and milt meet

2003 Reader Submission
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Recently, I heard about and old school friend of mine. He was never really a genius (well, he was very stupid), and as you know, if stupidity and strange ideas meet, this may lead towards a Darwin Award. Now, he had a strange idea - he wanted to stop a train just 4 fun. So, he figured out a plan. He put a big stone on a railway track, went a few steps beside and looked on how his experiment would turn out. Well, the train came, but from just another direction than he had expected.A train weighs thousands of tons, and with about 60 mph he ran over the stone. The stone was thrown away from the track, and the particles destroyed my friends milt and foot.

So I think that he should get at least a honorable mention.

Submitted on 12/19/2002

Submitted by: Jonas O.
Reference: personal account, September´98

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Pilchard said:
Neutral: Personal Account
hmmmm, milt. seems odd that the particles would destroy his foot and pancreas, being as they are a fair distance apart.. seem to be a lot of people called Milt tho...


Bill said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I think milt is probably related to German "Milz" (pronounced "milts") - the pancreas.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
what's a milt? I checked several slang dictionaries with no listings other than an abbreviation for "military".


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