the two bodies belonged to [male name] and [female name]. the body of [male name]was found dead and on top and although he suffered from epelepsy the idea of having sex in the trunk of a car was his. He, being a big guy (250 and 6'8''), barely fit in trunk on his own much less with his x-girl freind. the woman who made the call to police,[female name], was Darwinian also in that she willingly entered the trunk of a car, while being very caustraphobic, with a epileptic large man, naked. and for that she was scarred for life and in all likely hood will never reproduce again.

PS if the webmasters wish to improve upon this document they have my premission to do so

PPS before you mediators get your heads up your a*ses: you get paid and i don't.

Submitted on 12/16/2002

Submitted by: bob
Reference: Stupid Sex by Ross Petras

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Bill said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Unpaid too. If you would like, you can apply to be a moderator too. Warning: you get to read dozens of identical entries and many stupid unqualified stories. This story does need the details - otherwise it must be listed as personal account or urban legend.

Pilchard said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Also a moderator sadly in lack of payment. I do this mainly as a way of proving to myself that the human race is evolving. In spite of the efforts of a large percentage of its populace... as far as the story goes, it's certainly the first time i've heard of something like this. Although it could do with some rewriting.

Mark said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
From another unpaid moderator: The guy (not the girl) might have a claim, as this is really quite a bizarre (and risky) thing to do. I also recommend an investment in a spelling checker, Bob.

Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Other
Needs more information/comfirmation, a better write-up, and several runs through a spell checker! Not only that, this has the smell of an Urban Legend. Bob, I hate to disillusion you, but we moderators don't get paid. We do this for the pleasure of stretching our minds, arguing with each other, and helping out Dawina. Bob, I hate to disillusion you, but we moderators don't get paid. We do this for the pleasure of stretching our minds, arguing with each other, and helping out Dawina.

Gregory said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
If true, certainly has originality. BTW, we are "moderators", not "mediators" and I (at least) don't get paid.

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