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What's Shakin'?

2003 Reader Submission
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I found this story under the Urban Legends, and it is a true story as I saw it in the Daily Mirror (UK), but I can not recall when. The article included a picture with both men, the one who had been hit with plaster casts on his arms. That's just to confirm it isn't an urban legend

A mate's mate --- in other words, a builder -- was working on a construction job with an apprentice electrician. The builder was wearing a pair of worn-out blunnies on his feet, with holes in the toes. A rock got into his boot one day, and he steadied himself with a hand on the wall, then proceeded to shake his foot vigorously in an attempt to free the rock. Just then, the apprentice electrician walked around the corner and saw the builder shaking like mad. He immediately realized the man was being electrocuted! Remembering his trade school safety class, he grabbed a shovel, and with one quick swipe he smacked the shaking man across the forearm -- shattering both bones.

Submitted on 12/13/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: (March 2000)

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Teela said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes


Mark said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
If it's a real story (a) take it out of ULs and (b) ditch it, as there's no threat to life or self-selection here.


Jack said:
Maybe Toss: Other
I'd like to see a real reference and I'd also like to know if the Mirror is a reliable source or is it something like the National Enquirer.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection


Bill said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I'm really surprised this made it in - no self selection - but since it is in, it should be classified correctly.


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