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Pitt viper love

2003 Reader Submission
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(11-19) 13:40 PST YACOLT, Wash. (AP) --

A man who was showing off for friends by kissing his new rattlesnake was bitten on the lip and nearly died.

Matt George, 21, was hospitalized in critical condition after the incident Sunday. By Tuesday, his condition had been upgraded to serious.

George was showing friends the snake he had caught on a recent trip to Arizona. Holding the 2-foot snake behind the head, he kissed it.

"I said, `OK, man, you're being stupid, put it away,"' recalled Jim Roban. "He said, `It's OK, I do it all the time."'

After the second kiss, the snake bit him under his mustache. He dropped the snake on the kitchen floor, and Roban killed it with his cowboy boot.

As they waited for an ambulance to arrive at George's home, his face began to swell.

"He said, `I'm going to die,"' Roban said. "I said, `No, you're not going to die, just calm down and relax."'

Sheriff's Deputy Steven Johnson said he watched in the ambulance as George became limp and his eyes rolled back in his head. After George lost consciousness, he was flown by helicopter to a hospital in Portland, Ore.

Submitted on 11/30/2002

Submitted by: Bill lucoff
Reference: (11-19-02) 13:40 PST AP

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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Actually, I was unable to find this in the slush pile: not a repeat. Let's get it out there so we stop seeing it in submissions!


Jack said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Nothing new to comment on. Ho humm.


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Teela, we got this so many times allready-


Teela said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


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