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Bus driver

2003 Reader Submission
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Pen Quan, age 42, employee of electrical engines factory in Hunan Province (South-Western China) was driving a bus full of people when he ralised that there as something lying on the road. There was a big stone in the middle of the line and it was too late to avoid driving onto it. Thinking that bus will fall down, Pen decided to save at least his own life, so he opened the door and jumped out straight under the back wheels of the machine. Passengers were able to see all this scene through the windows. This was the only traumatic feeling they got during this trip as the bus eventually kept balance.

O God, I hope you'got the point through the language ist terrible. The problem is, I'm a Pole working in China as a representant of Dutch company and for everyay communication i use Chinglish+Polish+drawings/pantomime. Still, the story is probably true, Chinese press ussualy doesn't lie in this kind of topics:)

Submitted on 11/24/2002

Submitted by: Zuzanna Narkiewicz
Reference: Chongqingwanbao 24.11.2002

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Bill said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Yes, there was another similar story - the brakes failed, but the passenger pulled the emergency brake after the driver bailed. That didn't happen here, more stupid: the driver drove for a living.

Gregory said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
There has been at least one story of someone jumping from a moving vehicle to avoid injury and killing themselves while their passengers survived.

Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
With a bus rolling over his head, I assume he is a full award winner. But as Matt said, we do have more than a few cases of people jumping out of moving vehicles...

Bert said:
Neutral: Other
So, did he die?

Matt said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
We already have a stroy like this one

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