forwards 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
got this forward which claims documentation, though I never saw any. If nothing else it's good for a laugh!
> > >>> Documented Screw-Ups
> > >>
> > >> When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its
> > >> intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach,
> > >> California, would be robber James Elliot did
> > >> something that can only inspire wonder: He peered
> > >> down the barrel and >tried the trigger again. This
> > >> time it worked
> > >>
> > >> ******************************************************
> > >> The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger
> > >>in a meat cutting machine and, after a little
> > >> hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance
> > >> company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent
> > >> out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried
> > >> the machine out and lost a finger.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>The chef's claim was approved.
> > >>
> > >> ******************************************************
> > >>A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a
> > >>space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned
> > >>with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the
> > >>space. Understandably, he shot her.
> > >>
> > >>******************************************************
> > >>After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a
> > >>Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental
> > >>patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare
> > >>to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his
> > >>incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
> > >>bus-stop and offered everyone waiting there a free
> > >>ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental
> > >>hospital, telling the staff that the patients
> > >>were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
> > >>The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
> > >>
> > >>Damn I like that one..
> > >>
> > >>****************************************************
> > >>An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday
> > >>recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming
> > >>train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told
> > >>police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head
> > >>to a moving train before he was hit.
> > >>
> > >>And my favorite.
> > >>
> > >>A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked
> > >>him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her
> > >>daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about
> > >>2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant. " The mother
> > >>turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her
> > >>daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her
> > >>reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the
> > >>window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became
> > >>enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you
> > >>paying attention to me?
> > >>"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the
> > >>last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise
> > >>men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again."
Submitted on 11/24/2002
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