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Hot Time At The Races!

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Race Fans Nearly Electrocuted Flag Pole Touches Power Line, Shocks Men Posted: 3:49 p.m. EST November 15, 2002

HOMESTEAD, Fla. -- Two NASCAR fans are in critical condition after being shocked when a flagpole they were holding touched a power line.

The men were at Homestead-Miami Raceway for the Craftsman Truck series today.

The men were reportedly badly burned, one of them burned on more than 80 percent of his body.

The names of the men have not yet been released.

A friend and I were there and you really had to see it to believe it. The flag pole had to be 100 feet tall. They had parked their truck directly under the Primary Electrical Feed into the track. They should have had the two men alcohol tested, as the true race fan starts drinking around 6:00 am.(It has to be 12 Noon somewhere!)

Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Submitted on 11/20/2002

Submitted by: Bob Garrett
Reference: The Associated Press

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Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
After almost 100 snakebite stories, this does sound better... but how did they store a 100-foot flagpole in a truck to get it to the race course?


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
etal poles and power lines common, but I'll give extra credit that it does not involve a snake kiss.


Matt said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


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