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The only terror here is that there are people this dumb are breeding....mls

um survives snake terror Byline: NICOLETTE CASELLA A WOMAN was bitten seven times by a 2m snake -- thought to be a deadly

tiger snake -- and survived.

other-of-four Kathy Begley, 37, grabbed the snake as it slithered

towards a group of ducks on a riverbank at South Yunderup, 100km south

of Perth, yesterday.

The deadly reptile turned on her, biting her five times on the fingers

and twice on her left heel.

``I knew it was a tiger snake -- it had a big black head and stripes,''

rs Begley said.

``I was trying to be a Harry Butler or Steve Irwin. I won't be doing

that again in a hurry.''

Though the snake failed to sink its fangs into her skin, she collapsed

-- probably from shock -- and was rushed unconscious to hospital by

ambulance.

When she awoke in hospital, she realised she was lucky to be alive.

rs Begley said she had learnt her lesson and warned people to ``never,

ever, ever touch snakes''.

``Don't ever go near them, let them be,'' she cautioned.

``I should have, but because this big bugger was going in for the kill,

I thought `No you big bugger, no way in the world'. I thought, being

this time of year, that snakes were quite docile, but I was wrong. They

are coming out of hibernation and they are hungry.''

rs Begley said it was silly of her to handle the snake.

``I am an environmentalist and I love animals. I saw this huge snake

and, being stupid me, I went to pick it up,'' she said.

``I like to make sure that snakes don't go too near ducks and other

animals. I like to move them away but this one was fiery.''

Although she identified it as a tiger snake, she said she did not think

twice about handling it -- a decision she now regrets.

rs Begley said the incident ``knocked her for six''.

``I was bloody scared. This one just kept going for me,'' she said.

``I was very lucky I have tough feet and tough skin and that saved me.

If they penetrate your skin you're a goner.''

Dr Julie Copeman, the attending doctor at the hospital, said Mrs Begley

was very lucky.

``She's a prime example of what not to do,'' she said. ``You don't help

nature on its way -- it knows how to get there without any help.'' ------------------------------ Publication: Sunday Herald Sun Publication date: 17-11-2002 Edition: 1 - FIRST Page no: 16 Section: News ------------------------------

Submitted on 11/17/2002

Submitted by: mstillman@theage.fairfax.com.au
Reference: Sunday Herald Sun: 17-11-2002

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Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
ildly humorous - I wonder if she was a member of PETA?


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Too many snake bites recently. I do like the comment about moving it away from the ducks. It's like the guy who attacked the bear that was killing a dear. What does these idiot expect a snake to eat, tofu?


Matt said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Bert said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Damn fool. Australia has most of the deadliest snakes in the world, they should know better than to mess with them!


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Recognize a snake as poinsonous and run over to pick it up? Hmm, oh yeah, good thinking.


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