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Acetylene fun - Not!

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After borrowing a torch and buying gas to cut up & remove an old

water tank on some of my family's property, I had partial bottles

of Oxygen and acetylene left over. I had heard about fuel-oxygen explosives, and always had wanted to try it. It just seemed wrong

to "waste all that leftover gas"

I set the torch to the "leanest" possible burn, snuffed the flame

by smacking the tip on a flat surface and filled a kitchen size

garbage bag (13 US gallons, or 49 liter) with Oxygen and acetylene

from the welding torch. I attempted to fuse this with an

approximate 6" piece of "cannon fuse" (visco fuse).

I lit the device out on a big rock by the river... I remember

seeing the fuse light, and starting to back away. The next thing

I knew, I came to in the river. Both of my ear drums had been broken

and was bleeding from both ears as well as my nose. My beard and front

head hair were singed and curly, but I had no burns on my exposed skin. I had a perfect image of the folds, seams and buttons of the cotton welder's shirt I was wearing imprinted as bruises on my chest and arms on the side facing the blast, however. I though I had broken ribs, and

went to the local ER for X-rays. I WAS wearing glasses, which I later

fished from the river...

Either a spark from the fuse touched the bag or perhaps the bag had a small leak. One way or another, I'm lucky to have lived. It took over 3 months for my ear drums to heal completely, and I don't hear high frequencies as well as previously.

At the emergency room, the workers said "Oh, when we get a welder here, he usually dies".

Submitted on 11/15/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Personal Account,-Ontario 1993

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