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ary Poppins meets Santa Claus

2003 Reader Submission
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an wedged in chimney blames Mary Poppins

FORT WORTH, Texas (Reuters) - It may work for Santa Claus and the singing chimney sweep in "Mary Poppins", but one Texas man found out that going down the chimney was no way to enter a home after he became wedged in the smoke stack.

ark Vaughn was trying to help his family get back into their home in Fort Worth after they locked themselves out on Tuesday.

When his mother-in-law told him to get a locksmith, Vaughn said he got the idea of going down the chimney. His inspiration was the character of the chimney sweep played by actor Dick Van Dyke in the movie "Mary Poppins", which he had recently seen.

"What prompted me? I was watching the Dick Van Dyke movie a few weeks ago, you know the chimney sweeper movie," Vaughn told reporters.

Vaughn said he thought he was going to make it all the way down the chimney, but he got stuck near the bottom. After about 30 minutes in the chimney, Vaughn realised he could go no further and yelled out for help.

His family called for the fire department, and as he waited in the shaft, Vaughn said his arms and legs went numb.

Rescue workers carefully dismantled the chimney brick by brick and after about an hour, they opened a hole large enough to free Vaughn.

"In trying to get the person out, you have to do a lot of manipulation of the brick and mortar, which can transmit a lot of injury to the person inside," said James Johns, a fire battalion chief.

A grateful Vaughn, his face black with soot, shook hands with the firefighters who rescued him and said the episode left him shaken.

Obviously didn't achieve the full Darwin, but the effort deserves an honourable mention!

Submitted on 11/13/2002

Submitted by: Ian Blake
Reference: Nov 13 2002, Yahoo/Reuters

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Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
This is a better story than I read in my newspaper. I agree with Gregory - the "Mary Poppins" connection makes the story. Makes me wonder what movie he'll decide to emulate next, eh?


Bill said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I think I'm prejudiced on this one - let the readers decide.


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Agree with Gregory on this one. This is the story as I read it originally. I'm still not sure this is quite funny enough for the site, though...


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I like this writeup much better than the previously posted one. I think the Mary Poppins angle makes it worth an HM. If only his relatives had gone in after him instead of calling the police...


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