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Booby-trap gets boob !
Acetylene fun - Not!
Yet another FBIP
Human Catapult
Carjacker Killed By Victim
Pheasants 1, Hunters 0
Lions Eat Concert-Goer
Jumping motorcycle on draw br
Aquatic self stimulation,
Indonesia electrofisher stuns
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What not to feed a nailer
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Getting Smoked
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Man Wins Bet, Loses Life
Steve Irwin she ain't
Electrecuted while tagging
Honoable mention
Drill Press First Aid
Bus driver
Far-flung Student Flung Far!
Drunk Spelunker Falls to Death
Man "Smokes" Himself During Ro
Jalepeno Popper
Mary Poppins meets Santa Claus
Ouch that Burned
Tagged to Death
Driving blind
Fentanyl patches left on dead
Cobra Bites, Kills Charmer
Scare the Girlfriend
Till Death do Us Part
Ladder, roof, moron falls
Atmospheres are left
Hot Time At The Races!
RE: Sue the Volunteeers
Fun With Acetylene=FALSE
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Jumping motorcycle on draw br

2003 Reader Submission
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I am a local truck driver is the Seattle area , one day this summer I was nearing a draw bridge between Seattle and Ballard called the Ballard Bridge , as the draw bridge was raising this guy on a Harley thought he would be Evil Knevil and jump it little did he know that this particular bridge the north bound side of the bridge opens first before the south bound side he passed me and other cars at a high rate of speed went around the arms that keep people like him out , he hit the bridge at I would say at least 50 or 60 mph I saw the motorcyle after it hit the bridge and the front was pretty smashed , the police and bridge tender made all of us get back in our car's and truck's and do a u-turn, I searched hi and low for this info in the paper and all the TV station's but i guess it just wasnt new's worthy enough , the day this happend at about the same time there was some naked guy with a gun on a building in The downtown area of Seattle, this of course made all of the papers .

Submitted on 11/10/2002

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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Go for it!

Jack said:
Neutral: Other
My ex lives in Seattle and I think that I recall her telling me about this. I'll give her a call and ask her about it.

Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
With verification and perhaps a better write up, this would be a Darwin.

Gregory said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Need a little more detail. If we can find a reference it would qualify. Maybe police report?

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