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This is story is about a young guy who was with my husband in the army about 10 years ago (this incident did not cause death but extreme pain).

What happened is this ... He got married and went on honeymoon to one of the coastal towns in South Africa. As you can imagine it was there honeymoon so they did not really do anything else but stay in the hotel room.

This one particular morning his wife decided that they should go out while she was busy ironing their clothes he took a shower, when he got out of the shower he went and stood behind her and placed his member on the irnoing board (he is an extremely tall guy) and started cuddling his wife, she didn't notice him putting his member on the irnoning board and completely by accident placed the iron on his member. He was like most men to ashamed to go to the Hospital and explain what had happend so he suffered in silence.

Submitted on 11/07/2002

Submitted by: Zanke
Reference: Personal Account

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Certainly possible, though not really a Darwin because no permanent impairment... but I kinda like it anyway.

Bill said:
Neutral: Personal Account
This is not very Darwinian and does sound ULish - but amusement factor is high.

Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Personal Account
High BS quotient here. I mean, who irons on their honeymoon. Sounds like UL. Even if true, hard to say this is Darwin level stupidity.

Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I HATE it when that happens...

Matt said:
Neutral: Personal Account
OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

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