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Jalepeno Popper

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This unfortunatly true story takes place in Birch Bay (Washington). My family and I have a cabin down there where we like to spend the weekends going to the beach shopping and eating as much as we can before we have to go home. My brother one of the children with an artsy side wanted to help my father cook, my dad being nice not usually letting anyone in the kitchen decided that my brother could make the jalepeno poppers (jalepeno peppers with cheese in them). After making these snacks brother hadto have a washroom break. sitting down at the Dinner table i hear a tremendous yelp. Rushing to the washroom i find my brother on the bathroom floor grabbing at his groin. Right then and there I knew what he had done, not wasshing his hands like my retarded brother usually wouldn't do he touched his privates with his jalepeno juiced hands producing an undiscribable burning that he would have to suffer through for several days. Oh ya and I forgot to tell you that he was 21 and his girlfriend was spending the weekend with us.

Submitted on 11/05/2002

Submitted by: AJD
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Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Other
People don't realise that the active principle in peppers of all types can be carried on the hands this way. I don't see the stupidity... unless he was warned, which I don't think he was.

Matt said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
doesn't stuff like this happen relatively often?

Bill said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Only mildly stupid and no lasting danger to reproductive capability.

Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Might PREVENT reproduction, temporarily at least...

Gregory said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
By strict criteria it does not qualify, but I got a laugh out of it.

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