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Man "Smokes" Himself During Ro

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LAS VEGAS - A man attempting to rob a tobacco shop accidentally shot himself in the head after stealing a single cigarette, police said. Initial reports said the man's weapon went off while he was trying to escape over a wall.

A robbery alarm brought police to the business where officers found the body of a man with a gunshot wound in the head.

Robbery Lt. Ted Snodgrass said this morning the man walked into the smoke shop with a sawed-off .22 shotgun and robbed the clerk of one pack of Kool cigarettes. He opened the pack, took out one cigarette, put the pack on the counter and exited.

He started smoking and then shot himself, Snodgrass said.

- Las Vegas Sun

http://www.kfab.com/script/headline_newsmanager.php?id=74496&pagecontent=weirdnews

Submitted on 11/01/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: KFAB Radio 11/01/02

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I've been rejecting too many stories lately. I'd like to see a better account of this: was he smoking, climbing, both, or what? Mental state is also in question: who would risk armed robbery conviction and take a single cigarette?


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I agree the story has probably got the gun wrong but- .22 shotguns were made. They were for gallery use, shooting indoor skeet. They had .22 cal. smoothbore barrels, the ammo is still sold but the guns are not.


Matt said:
Neutral: Other
I like the title, but there is one fundamental problem here, there is no such thing as a .22 shotgun


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