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Bottle Rocket Mayhem

2003 Reader Submission
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The Story takes place in the little town of New Westminster British Columbia. Me and My friends had just purchased a crate of three whistle bottle rockets. We lived by a creek, so we would go down there and catch frogs cut holes in them and blow them up. After we had wasted a bunch of the bottle rockets my retarded friend decided to shoot one out of his butt. He thought that since he stuck his soccer jacket up there first he would not burn his self. After the jacket was good and up there he inserted the bottle rocket stick (did I mention that his soccer team has nylon jackets), he lit the bottle rocket, seconds later his jacket was up in flames. He had shoved the jacket so far in there that he could not pull it out. He now suffers in silence for he did not want us to take him to the hospital.

Submitted on 10/09/2002

Submitted by: Drew Duncan
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Glen said:
Maybe Toss: Other


Teela said:
Neutral: Personal Account


Bert said:
Maybe Toss: Personal Account
I don't believe a word of it.


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Creek in New West? I live there, and I don't know of any such... and New Westminster is a suburb of Vancouver, not a little town. Unless we're looking at the Woodlands area, which was a mental hospital... Anyway, unverifiable, but would be interesting with a rewrite.


Gregory said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Definite lack of maturity here (regardless of ages) but nice to see someone who blows up frogs get a little payback. Hope he roasted is nuts good. Also hopes he beats the sh*t out of his accomplice friend for posting the story.


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