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drunk driver was blind as well

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Drunk Woman Smashes car while DUI... she has been legally blind since she was 22 , apparantly she didn't see the parked car she ran into nor the vehicle in the opposing lane she ran into head on. luckily no one was hurt.

Not dead yet, honerable mention but darwin waiting in the wings im sure.

-Mouse

Submitted on 10/05/2002

Submitted by: Mouse
Reference: the online sun Oct 5/2002

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
New meaning to blind drunk. I assume she had no license.


Bert said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
We could use more information and some verification.


Teela said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


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