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Bad Bungee

2003 Reader Submission
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VANCOUVER, Canada (Reuters) -- A man was charged with criminal mischief on Monday after he attempted, unsuccessfully, to bungee jump from a Vancouver bridge to the deck of a passing cruise ship.

William Dean Sullivan miscalculated the ship's speed and suffered minor head injuries on Sunday when he bounced off its tennis court, volleyball net and a deck railing, before being left dangling in mid-air as the ship sailed away, Vancouver Police said.

Police said Sullivan has planned to bungee jump from the Lions Gate Bridge, which spans the entrance to Vancouver harbor, stopping just above the passing ship so he could then lower himself a short distance to the deck.

"There were shrieks of horror from down below. I guess the people saw him coming, you know, on the ship. I guess he missed," witness Kate Hill told the Vancouver Sun newspaper.

After failing to land on the ship, Sullivan, of Nanaimo, British Columbia, rappelled himself down to the water where he was rescued by a passing water taxi, which turned him over for arrest, according to police.

Sullivan's motive remained unknown, although his friends told local media he was an aspiring stunt man. Sullivan was released on bail on Monday on the condition he promise not to attempt any more jumps pending a trial.

A police spokesman said they were taking the incident seriously because of the danger it posed. "The individual himself could have been killed," Det. Scott Driemel said.

Submitted on 10/03/2002

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Yes, a repeat, but not in the slush pile as yet. I believe this is one of the better recent HM candidates, with the actions on a par with the guy who rode his snowmobile through the fire. As I said before, another 2 ft of rope and he could have been a full DA candidate.


Bill said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
I think such stunts are a bit too common. This one went a bit awry, it could have been worse. Its also a repeat.


Matt said:
Maybe Toss: Repeat


Duncan said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Bungee jumping onto a moving ship? Has to be kept.


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