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This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
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ROCKET TESTER - UPDATE !!!

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

To whom it may concern.....

I contacted the U.S. Army Safety Center located on Ft. Rucker, Alabama. I was interested if in fact the story ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Read on, and decide for yourselves if the ROCKET TESTER story I submitted to you merits being moved from "slush pile" to DARWIN AWARD!!!!

Thanks for your consideration, Eric T. Deem

Dear Mr. Deam:

Attached is releasable information regarding an accident we've identified as possibly being the accident you've described.

VR,

Vickie Hendrix

Freedom of Information Act Officer

U.S. Army Safety Center

From:

Eric T. Deem[SMTP:VEXORG@MINDSPRING.COM]

Sent:

Friday, September 27, 2002 7:43:38 AM

To:

HelpDesk

Subject:

Database of safety incidents and reports

CASE_NUMBER ARMY_CLASSIFICATION PRIMARY_ACCIDENT_DESC MACOM_ABBV UNIT_ABBV

19830608001

A Personal Injury - Other FORSCOM

ACCIDENT_DESCRIPTION

A Class A accident occurred on June 08,1983. SEQUENCE_OF_EVENTS

AN ELEMENT OF CO E, 505TH BN 82ND AIRBORNE DIV WAS SCHEDULED TO FAMILIARIZE WITH THE LAW

72A2, USING 35MM SUB CALIBER PRACTICE AMMUNITION, AT RANGE 65 ON 8 JUN. THE CO

COMMANDER, WHO ASSIGNED LT MCCARTHY AS THE RANGE OIC & LT MCCARTHY INTURN DESIGNATED HIS

PLT SGT, SSG PARKER AS RANGE SAFETY OFFICER. HOWEVER, DUE TO OTHER COMPANY REQUIREMENTS

THE COMMANDER REPLACED SSG PARKER, AS DESIGNATED SAFETY OFFICER, WITH SGT LOWE. UPON

ARRIVAL AT RANGE 65, APPROX 0815 HRS, LT MCCARTHY ASSIGNED SGT LOWE & A 3 MAN DETAIL TO

PUT THE MOVING TARGET INTO OPERATION. FINDING THE CARRIER, TARGET & AMMUNITION WERE NOT

ON THE RANGE, SGT LOWE, SP4 BOYNTON, SP4 CHATELAIN & PVT WARD DEPARTED THE RANGE TO

OBTAIN THE AMMUNITION & EQUIPMENT. AS THEY WERE DEPARTING MR. WAGNER, FROM RANGE CONTROL,

ARRIVED WITH THE TARGET CARRIER. SP4 ROBERTSON ACCOMPANIED MR. WAGNER TO THE CARRIER

TRACK TO GET INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO OPERATE THE CARRIER. DURING THIS TIME, LT MCCARTHY WAS

CONDUCTING A CLASS ON FIRING THE M73 35MM SUB CALIBER WEAPON WITH SEVEN OF THE TWELVE MEN

SCHEDULTED TO FIRE FOR FAMILIARIZATION. SGT LOWE & HIS DETAIL RETURNED AT APPROX 0945 &

PROCEEDED TO READY THE MOVING TARGET. INSTALLATION OF THE TARGET ON THE CARRIER WAS

HAMPERED BY THE ABSENCE OF PROPER TOOLS. THE DETAIL, WHICH NOW INCLUDED SP4 ROBERTSON,

WAS USING A STEEL TENT PEG AS A HAMMER TO NAIL THE TARGET TO THE CARRIER. AFTER

INSTALLATION SP4 CHATELAIN & SP4 ROBERTSON RODE THE CARRIER DOWN THE TRACK TO CHECK THE

OPERATION OF THE MOVING TARGET. APPROX 2/3 OF THE WAY DOWN THE TRACK A GUST OF WIND

CAUGHT THE TARGET & BLEW IT OFF THE CARRIER. SGT LOWE, SP4 BOYNTON & PVT WARD WALKED

TOWARD THE CARRIER TO ASSIST IN REINSTALLATION OF THE TARGET. AFTER PROCEEDING A SHORT

DISTANCE BOYNTON RETURNED TO THE TRUCK TO SEE IF HE COULD FIND ANY NAILS TO RESECURE THE

TARGET. AS SGT LOWE & PVT WARD WERE CONTINUING, SGT LOWE SPOTTED & PICKED UP A M72A2 66MM

LAW DUD ROUND WITH THE OGIVE (NOSE SECTION) MISSING. SP4 ROBERTSON SEEING SGT LOWE WITH

THE ROUND ASKED SGT LOWE TO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM. SGT LOWE REPLIED BY SAYING ITS JUST AN

OLD DUD & BEGAN TO STRIKE IT WITH THE STEEL TENT PEG. THE SECOND STRIKE TRIPPED THE GRAZE

SENSITIVE FEATURE OF THE FUSE CAUSING THE ROUND TO EXPLODE. THE EXPLOSION TORE OFF SGT

LOWES LEFT ARM, PARTS OF HIS RIGHT HAND & INFLICTED FATAL WOUNDS TO THE LUNGS & ABDOMINAL

AREA. PVT WARD WAS THROWN 14 FEET INTO A DITCH & RECEIVED SUPERFICIAL SHRAPNEL WOUNDS.

SP4 CHATELAIN RECEIVED FRAGMENT WOUNDS TO THE NECK AREA THAT REQUIRED EXPLORATORY

SURGERY. SP4 ROBERTSON RECEIVED MULTIPLE FRAGMENT WOUNDS & WAS TREATED & RELEASED. SP4

BOYNTON WAS OUT OF THE FRAGMENT PATTERN & DID NOT RECEIVE ANY INJURIES. THE ACDT OCCURRED

AT APPROX 1012 HRS. RANGE CONTROL WAS NOTIFIED VIA RADIO AT 1017 HRS BY LT MCCARTHY.

RANGE CONTROL COORDINATED THE MEDICAL EVACUATION. THE MEDEVAC AIRCRAFT ARRIVED ON THE

SCENE AT 1029, & DEPARTED AT 1040 ENROUTE TO THE HOSPITAL WITH SGT LOWE, SP4 CHATELAIN,

SP4 ROBERTSON & PVT WARD. SGT LOWE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD UPON ARRIVAL.

Submitted on 10/02/2002

Submitted by: Eric T. Deem
Reference: U.S. ARMY SAFETY CENTER REPORT

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Confirmation. Perhaps it should be disqualified for bystanders hurt, although it is astoundingly stupid.


Teela said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
If this is not confirmation, it is the best hoax I have seen. A bit hard to read, but not the poster's fault. Thanks for the followup.


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