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Fall injures man, 20

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Fall injures man, 20

Monday September 30, 2002

RECORD STAFF

WATERLOO -- A young Saskatchewan man, visiting two University of Waterloo friends, was seriously injured early yesterday when he fell from a utility pole he was climbing at Keats Way and Amos Avenue in Waterloo.

The 20-year-old from Shellbrook, Sask., was going from a city nightclub to the friends' apartment at about 2:30 a.m. when someone suggested they damage a street light.

The man, whom police believe was a lumberjack, climbed about eight metres up the pole but lost his balance, fell onto hydro wires and received a shock.

He then fell headfirst to the pavement.

He was assessed at Grand River Hospital and taken by air ambulance to Sunnybrook trauma centre in Toronto, where he is in serious condition.

Submitted on 09/30/2002

Submitted by: Craig
Reference: http://therecord.com/ 09/30/02

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Not all that original, but at least deserves a view in the slush pile.


Bill said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
It fits - it could use a rewrite though. I am surprised he is still alive.


Duncan said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Depending on the outcome. Climbing a hydro pole when inebriated is not real clever, even if you are a professional.


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Also, he's still alive.


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