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Man Suffers Severe Burns Tryin

2003 Reader Submission
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A man is listed in critical condition after trying to kill his head lice Saturday night.

The 26-year-old doused a towel with rubbing alcohol, put it on his head and then lit a cigarette, police said. The towel caught fire and engulfed the man. He suffered burns on about 50 percent of his body, police said.

He was renting a room with a friend at King's Inn Motel on the West Beltline, police said.

He is in the burn unit with second- and third-degree burns.

Submitted on 09/30/2002

Submitted by: Paul Preuss
Reference: Local - WISC Channel3000.com

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Duncan said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Repeat
I agree with Gregory that this is DA material, unfortunately we already have it in somewhat better form.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I have to disagree with the other moderators on this one. How common is it to soak a towel in a flamable liquid, wrap it around your head, and then light a match? I think this has potential with a better writeup. Maybe not the best story, but I see our role as weeding out the really inappropriate stories and and dupes, and that we should let most of the others through. What's the harm? Before I was a moderator I used to check the slush pile most days, and was disappointed at the lack of stories.


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
And a repeat.


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