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Teen injured after setting own

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After setting his shorts on fire to prove his courage, a Roselle teen ended up at Sherman Hospital in Elgin Saturday suffering from second-degree burns, police said.

The 16-year-old Roselle boy and two friends - a Roselle 16-year-old and an Elgin 15-year-old - smeared their shorts with gasoline around 10 p.m. Saturday and took turns lighting each other in the back yard of an Elgin home, Elgin police said.

Then they would drop down to the ground, roll and attempt to extinguish themselves, Elgin police said.

"They continued to do this for three rounds," said Elgin officer Mike Sullivan. "The shorts were drenched in so much gasoline that they were unable to extinguish it anymore. To the best of our understanding, it was some kind of a challenge."

The Roselle teen suffered second degree burns from his waist down, Sullivan said. He was treated and released. No charges were filed.

"Each one of them participated by their own free will," Sullivan said. "Being totally stupid is not a crime."

Submitted on 09/26/2002

Submitted by: Jim Becker
Reference: Daily Herald - Sep 23, 2002

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Bill said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
This is only the thousandth repeat, but I double checked, and none of them got into the slush pile, (sadly there were better write-ups) so: maturity is borderline, but otherwise fits - let the readers decide.


Bert said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Repeat, maturity questionable. It is allready in the slushpile for the readers to vote on-


Jack said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Repeat and lack of maturity.


Charles said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
I tend to agree with Gregory, but note that this story has appeared in the trash heap multiple times and in the slush pile at least once.


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Sorry, I know this has been rejected by others, but I still like the story. I think these kids are old enough to qualify for an HM. Let's see what the readers think.


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