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Beer Can-on

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I know guys have been blowing themselves up with cannons for centuries but its always worth a chortle but its always a giggle to see it in the news...

wonder if he spilt his beer?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/justin/nat/newsnat-8sep2002-65.htm Posted: Sun, 8 Sep 2002 11:18 AEST

an severely wounded after home-made cannon explodes A Kendenup man is fighting for his life in Royal Perth Hospital after suffering extensive injuries when a home-made cannon exploded on a camping trip in the state's south.

The man was flown to Perth last night with extensive lower limb injuries.

The Kendenup man was with three friends on a camping trip in the Porongorups.

Albany police say it is amazing no-one else was injured.

The home made cannon was fired with gunpowder, and a beer can filled with solidified plaster was used as a cannon ball.

But the cannon itself exploded, showering the man with metal and plaster shrapnel.

A nearby caravan was extensively damaged by shrapnel and a gas cylinder was punctured, causing the contents to explode.

Royal Flying Doctor Service spokeswoman Michelle Fraser says her organisation received a call for a priority evacuation at 5:45pm (AWST) last night and the man was in the hospital by 9:00pm.

"The patient's injuries were critical. The P1 is the highest priority of emergency," she said.

The man had emergency surgery this morning.

Submitted on 09/07/2002

Submitted by: C.Doughty
Reference: ABC.com.au news site 8/9/2002

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Juan said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
If this guy dies, I think he's in line for a Darwin for sure. The reference link does not work, anyone able to verify this?


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
could use some rewriting, but actions seem Darwin worthy.


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