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Drowning Glory

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I'm not claiming authorship of this but saw it on the Australian Associated Press newswire and thought it had to be a Darwin Award nominee. What follows is the exact AAP news report. (I believe the AAP report was taken from an AP story.)

ASIA: Challenger drowns after breath-holding game in Cambodia Cambodia Drown

PHNOM PENH, Sept 1 AP - A Cambodian man who challenged friends to an underwater breath-holding competition dived into a pond and drowned after a beer-drinking session, a newspaper reported today.

Chan Vanharin, 23, was drinking with friends at his home Friday afternoon on the outskirts of the capital before he drowned, according to the country's largest-circulation daily newspaper, Rasmei Kampuchea (Light of Cambodia).

When he didn't surface after more than a minute, his friends entered the water and found him unconscious 20 minutes later. He was pronounced dead on arrival at a local hospital, Rasmei Kampuchea said.

Submitted on 09/01/2002

Submitted by: keith jackson
Reference: AAP, 1 September 2002

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Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I guess he wins, unless anyone else can beat 20 minutes. I've voted against several othe breath holding stories, but this one has potential. I like the title, too.


John said:
Neutral: Personal Account


Pilchard said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
eligable, but sounds familiar.. possible repeat?


Bert said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Stupid, but drunk too-


Charles said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Haven't we got two or three like this already?


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