Darwin Awards: 2002 September Slush Pile

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2002 September Slush
Bridge Over Frozen Water
Lion Lunch
Rectum? Darned near killed 'm!
Bees 1, Humans 0
Cable Car Award
Got Milk?
Brown rain
Train of Thought
Texas Tornado Taper
The Pyramid
Fool Proof Security
Electrocution
Rocket Tester
"He hates mosquitoes"
Ultimate heroin safety test
Slip Sliding Away
Suspect Reportedly Shoots Self
Teen injured after setting own
Hang Glider
Dinner and the Drunk
Racoon Revenge
Grenade Range Instructor
Error of judgement - personal
Man drowns pulling his boat
Don't drink the water
"Almost" Got Me
Flour Bomb
Beer Can-on
Motto suggestion
One in a Million
Stoned Again
Head lice go up in flames
Ball & Chain
Interstate Port-a-Potty
Its coming!
Drowning Glory
Wrong End
stoopid carjacker story
You Put the Helmet on the HEAD
Dangerous driving ?
Man Suffers Severe Burns Tryin
Flares fair
Man wearing cooler robs store
Girl self-poaches in hot pool
Man's Best Friend
A Lefty Train
Falling down drunk
a man and his vessel
Destined to Die
NOT saved by the bell
Fall injures man, 20
i know what i'm doing
Personal Account, An Eye...
I Light Up My Life
Deadly Glass Case
PA: Backyard Body Surfing
Scrap Worker Accidentally Fire
Gopher gone?
Neither Fast or Furious
sky diver killed in jump
Not making the big leagues
Flour Bomb
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Darwin Awards
2002 September Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 9.2 (186 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (134 votes)

Rectum? Darned near killed 'm! 8.4 (221 votes)

Bees 1, Humans 0 8.4 (181 votes)

Cable Car Award 8.3 (125 votes)

Got Milk? 7.9 (208 votes)

Brown rain 7.8 (134 votes)

Train of Thought 7.7 (74 votes)

Texas Tornado Taper 7.5 (89 votes)

The Pyramid 7.4 (107 votes)

Fool Proof Security 7.4 (88 votes)

Electrocution 7.3 (81 votes)

Rocket Tester 7.2 (109 votes)

"He hates mosquitoes" 7.1 (127 votes)

Ultimate heroin safety test 7.1 (136 votes)

Slip Sliding Away 7.0 (75 votes)

Suspect Reportedly Shoots Self 7.0 (74 votes)

Teen injured after setting own 6.8 (147 votes)

Hang Glider 6.7 (108 votes)

Dinner and the Drunk 6.7 (92 votes)

Racoon Revenge 6.7 (98 votes)

Grenade Range Instructor 6.5 (111 votes)

Error of judgement - personal 6.5 (92 votes)

Man drowns pulling his boat 6.5 (76 votes)

Don't drink the water 6.5 (98 votes)

"Almost" Got Me 6.4 (108 votes)

Flour Bomb 6.4 (123 votes)

Beer Can-on 6.3 (94 votes)

Motto suggestion 6.3 (53 votes)

One in a Million 6.2 (73 votes)

Stoned Again 6.2 (115 votes)

Head lice go up in flames 6.1 (103 votes)

Ball & Chain 6.1 (156 votes)

Interstate Port-a-Potty 6.0 (173 votes)

Its coming! 5.9 (112 votes)

Drowning Glory 5.9 (81 votes)

Wrong End 5.9 (71 votes)

stoopid carjacker story 5.7 (83 votes)

You Put the Helmet on the HEAD 5.7 (100 votes)

Dangerous driving ? 5.7 (58 votes)

Man Suffers Severe Burns Tryin 5.7 (96 votes)

Flares fair 5.6 (113 votes)

Man wearing cooler robs store 5.5 (116 votes)

Girl self-poaches in hot pool 5.5 (116 votes)

Man's Best Friend 5.3 (90 votes)

A Lefty Train 5.3 (66 votes)

Falling down drunk 5.3 (74 votes)

a man and his vessel 5.2 (76 votes)

Destined to Die 5.0 (114 votes)

NOT saved by the bell 5.0 (91 votes)

Fall injures man, 20 4.8 (97 votes)

i know what i'm doing 4.7 (90 votes)

Personal Account, An Eye... 4.7 (60 votes)

I Light Up My Life 4.5 (80 votes)

Deadly Glass Case 4.2 (63 votes)

PA: Backyard Body Surfing 4.1 (56 votes)

Scrap Worker Accidentally Fire 4.0 (62 votes)

Gopher gone? 3.8 (84 votes)

Neither Fast or Furious 3.4 (79 votes)

sky diver killed in jump 2.9 (57 votes)

Not making the big leagues 2.8 (61 votes)

Flour Bomb 1.7 (44 votes)

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