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Self Exterminator

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This wasn't published in any news paper, but it did happen on August 11, 2002. I live in A condo and I always thought one of my neighbors was a little dumb.

Well, he proved me right. On Sunday August 11, 2002, he turned his oven on to preheat it and then started sparying bug spray in the kitchen. It is not clear how much bug spray he strayed, but the resulting explosion threw him against a wall, broke his windows and knocked all ot the canned goods out of his cabinets

Submitted on 08/14/2002

Submitted by: Donna Flynn
Reference: August 11, 2002

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John said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing


Glen said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
yeap the shallow end of the gene pool


Jorge said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Any young pyro knows that almost any spray is flammable.


Bert said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
No death, and a pretty common mistake.


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