Bullshit 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
A few years ago I was visting a friend at his new house. My friend was an intelligent man, although he had a good pal everybody called 'Bullshit'. Not a nickname I would have liked, but Bullshit seemed to enjoy it. This evening Bullshit was fooling around with an extention cord, the workshop kind with the full electrical outlet on the business end. He decided that the metal outlet box needed an extra screw hole in it, so he plugged the cord into the wall, plugged an electric drill into the metal box, and began to drill a hole into the outlet he was using to power the drill. I don't know how he must have felt for the few seconds he was paralyzyed by the shock, but the doctor said he was pretty lucky to be alive. Bullshit didn't die, but I haven't seen or heard anything about him for a few years, so who knows?Submitted on 08/14/2002
Submitted by:
David Jones
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