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Jackhammer Jolt

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25 years ago I was an apprentice in the Sugar Mill in a small town called Gordonvale in North Queensland Australia. An accident had occurred where one of the maintenance workers had got his leg caught in the chain drive of a the crusher. It was impossible to remove him from the drive as he was jammed between the cog and the chain so unfortunately his leg had to be field amputated. A doctor was called and a great deal was being made of this, as you would expect. Not more than 50 metres away a team of labourers were breaking up concrete with jackhammers. Enthralled by what they were watching happen not far away, all work ceased. Some of the workers crowded while others chose to be away from the action. One such labourer by the name of Frank stood at his post leaning forward on his jackhammer. As the amputation took place the atmosphere became tense as did Frank's grip on the jackhammer. Too much pressure on the hand grip saw the jackhammer spring to life shooting backwards and smashing Franks testicles to a mulsh. Frank woke several hours later in the hospital bed next to his injured co-worker, one would suggest in no less pain. I left town 4 years later, Frank and his wife despite trying still had not succeeded in their quest for parenthood. Bad luck or Darwinian fate.

Submitted on 08/11/2002

Submitted by: Bernie
Reference: Personal account

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John said:
Neutral: Lacks Excellence


Mike said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
needs proof, but none the less funny


Bert said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I hate it when that happens...


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
hmm. Despite site of injury, still mostly an accident.


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Lean your crotch on a live jack-hammer. Yeah, that's good for the old family jewels. Needs a rewrite, though.


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