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2003 Reader Submission
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Twenty-one year old Jacob Bell of Fort Wayne, Indiana, died on July 9, 2002 while burning down his mother's home at her request. Yvonne Kantor, Bell's mom was behind on the house payments and about to lose it; her ex-husband and co-homeowner felt the house was worth more to him torched than with his ex-wife and ex-stepson living in it. Ever a dutiful son, Bell was willing to help out. Mother and son packed up their dogs and personal effects, and Bell called Kantor's boyfriend, Donald Staker, and asked him over to help. The two men poured gasoline throughout the one story house and garage, thoughtfully leaving the cans in the house for the Fort Wayne arson squad. Staker then left before Bell started the fire because, as he later explained in his police statement, Bell had used too much gasoline. He told Bell to leave too, but Bell went back in to get a bag. As Staker drove away, the explosion ripped the house apart.

KABOOM!

I nominate mother and son for a Darwin Award.

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http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/fortwayne/news/3798267.htm

Published on August 04, 2002, Page 1A, Journal Gazette, The (Fort Wayne, IN)

other arrested on arson charges Source: Sara Eaton The Journal Gazette

Published on July 20, 2002, Page 1A, Journal Gazette, The (Fort Wayne, IN)

Felony murder charged in fatal fire

Source: Karen Balsley The Journal Gazette

Published on July 9, 2002, Page 1C, Journal Gazette, The (Fort Wayne, IN)

Blaze kills arsonist, police say

Source: Sara Eaton The Journal Gazette

Published on July 8, 2002, Page 1A, News-Sentinel, The (Fort Wayne, IN)

an found dead in house fire

Source: Pamela Perez, pperez@news-sentinel.com

Submitted on 08/06/2002

Submitted by: Shirin R. de Silva
Reference: 08/04/02 The Journal Gazette

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John said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Glen said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
not sure about the validity of this darwin somethings a bit fishy was the son a psyche paitient if so then that would invalidate it however if not then yeap ill give it 4 and 1/2 stars it doesnt rate 5 cause it was criminal stupidity


Pilchard said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


Gregory said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
People torching their own property is pretty common. People stupid enough to go back into the fire is pretty stupid. It needs a rewrite to punch up the humour, I think, but otherwise it qualifies.


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