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The Vic Morrow Syndrome

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"Catching the Vic Morrow Syndrome"

(2 August 2002, Rantoul, Illinois) - Thousands of parachute jumps are made each day at the World Free Fall Convention at the former Chanute Air Force Base in Rantoul, Illinois.

Occasionally sky-diving deaths become a reality, but this Darwin candidate wasn't jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft. He was on the ground videotaping his buddy's sky-diving exploits and slipped out a nearby cornfield, after being advised not to, and was taping his pal's helicopter as it was lifting off.

Needless to say, he got a little too close to the aircraft rotor blades as they were tilted forward in a climbing and turning motion and that was all she wrote. His brother, also armed with a video camera, taped the gruesome scene.

According to the Champaign County Coroner, “He was trying to get some unique perspectives as the helicopter took off."

He definitely got a unique perspective.

There is a news story about this event at: http://www.news-gazette.com/story.cfm?Number=12077

Submitted on 08/04/2002

Submitted by: Jack W. Briggs
Reference: Champaign-Urbana News-Gazette

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Kenneth said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


Mitch said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Well, he was certainly careless. I don't think it's DA worthy, though.


Sheryl said:
Maybe Toss: Not Amusing
Ugh!


Pilchard said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
little gruesome


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
The fact that he was told not to go into the cornfield, which he stepped out of and into the rotor blades, does make this a Darwin... but I am a little uncertain about the humour, and it could be classed an accident.


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