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teachers and carelessness

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this one is told by one of the science teachers every time sodium or potassium reactions came up.one such time the teacher had left a can of PURE sodium unattended while he went to the supply room. seeing an opportunity for an easy explosion a group of boys took the can to the toilets and emptied the contents into one of the bowls. after the initial explosion every one was o.k. but the chunks of sodium were fizzing and giving off significant quantities of hydrogen gas. most people know that hydrogen gas is EXPLOSIVE see hindenburg. one piece boiled dry producing a flame and a large explosion. the second explosion shattered the bowl. one of the half wits got a piece of toilet in his eye. the rest were just cut and grazed by shards of porcelain flying through the air the boys were expelled and have not to my knowledge had any more bowl shattering experiences.

Submitted on 08/03/2002

Submitted by: Rroyce
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John said:
Definitely Keep: Urban Legend


Duncan said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
It is extremely dangerous to experiment with chemicals, but there are too many possibles with this one. "A can of pure Sodium"? No, you can't store Sodium that way.


Charles said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Yes, sodium does this. I don't know if it violates the maturity guideline, though...


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