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Man gets trashed

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Man gets trashed, barely escapes

landfill

By GRAEME SMITH

Thursday, August 1, 2002 – Print Edition,

Page A6

A man in Thunder Bay, Ont., escaped

from a sticky situation yesterday, after he fell asleep in a dumpster, got

crushed inside a garbage truck and was nearly hit by a bulldozer at a landfill.

The 37-year-old was not seriously hurt, but his strange adventure became a

hot topic of conversation around the Northern Ontario city, as locals tried

to guess how he survived the ordeal.

It began around 2 a.m., when the unidentified man passed out in a steel

waste bin behind a doughnut shop, apparently after drinking heavily.

A garbage truck pulled up at 7 a.m., lifted the bin, tossing its contents into

the truck's compactor, and dropping the man about 2½ metres into the

vehicle.

The truck continued on its route, picking up six more loads and, with each

fresh trash deposit into the compactor, a metal blade automatically packed

the garbage against the back of the truck.

"He was squished up pretty good," said Norm Gale, a spokesman for

Superior North Emergency Medical Services.

The truck's driver later told his boss that he hadn't heard any banging or

screaming from inside the vehicle. The man had apparently been pinned

amid the refuse with his right arm trapped behind his back. He used his left

arm to punch a breathing space in front of his face.

Police say the man was lucky the driver skipped a few dumpsters during the

45-minute trip to the landfill.

"A few more tossed in and he probably would have suffocated," Thunder

Bay police spokesman Andy Weiler said.

When the truck unloaded its brick of compacted garbage, a bulldozer at the

landfill began breaking it up, as usual, until the man wriggled out of the heap,

narrowly avoiding the huge shovel.

"It gave everybody a shock," said equipment operator Wayne Olesthuk.

"He could have been torn apart."

The man seemed most concerned about the whereabouts of his drinking

companions from the night before.

"He thought they were in the dumpster, too," Mr. Olesthuk said.

One of the workers called 911, and paramedics arrived to find the man had

suffered injuries to his shoulder, knees and chest, but was not seriously hurt.

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Submitted on 08/02/2002

Submitted by: Betty Braaksma
Reference: Globe and Mail August 1, 2002

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Mitch said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Why would anyone sleep in a Dumpster? <shudders>


John said:
Neutral: Urban Legend


Duncan said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Definitely true (I'm in Thunder Bay), and more detail than the original story. Mixed feelings though, about homeless and/or hopelessly inebriated doing this.


Gregory said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
another drunk in a dumpster.


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Is it just me, or do we seem to be getting a lot of guys falling asleep in dumpsters recently?


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