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2002 August Slush
Fuzzy Fights Back
Man Hit by Train
Personal Account - Idiot Chef
Man Dies After Throwing Rocks
How to fly in your car
Boobytrap demonstration
Enforcing Safety Rules
Helicopter guillotine
biker dies giving finger
One-fingered death salute
Fell Into Own Trap
Repeat Offender
Grass Stash
Pop's Xmas Gift (Swiss Knife)
Electrical Problems
Smoking CAN be Deadly
Cure for Head Lice
CLOTHES LINE AND AXE
Life Insurance Pays More
Man found dead at gas station
Speed Brakes
Exploding Dunnies
Soiled Trousers
Stupidity at the Septic Tank
Instant "stop smoking" cure
dumb bubba
Gun safety
Half of a missing penis
Catch as Catch Can
Backdraft Lesson
Smoking does cause death
Train 1 Superman 0
Smashed Tiger!
Teens badly burned
Man drowns while fleeing cops
The Vic Morrow Syndrome
In the drink
Jumps from Car
Snowmobiler Flames Out
Mother's Little Helper
Watch out for debris
Family Affair
Man critical following fall
angle grinder folly
Losing Count
Bombed out of his mind
Smart Squirrel
Just what the doctor ordered
Duct tape fixes everything
ManDies After Snowmobile Stunt
Jackhammer Jolt
Butane Rocket
Man Buried Alive Dies
forbidden fruit
man runs over himself
This dive rates a zero
Gas Cylinder
Killer blowhole
Not on my backyard
shooting self
Powerline Swinging
Bullshit
Alcohol and Gasoline
Cane Toad Revenge
Stunt costs boarder's life
Man races train and looses
Man gets trashed
Iron Maiden
Towering Stupidity
Wife a Speed Hump
Torch Blamed for Starting Fire
AIRBAGS ARE THERE FOR A REASON
meal to be kills chef
DA: Zot
Close escape on train tracks
Eye Sparkle
Porsche Panic
Dynamite fisherman in hospital
Toy Guns Kill
Shell-shocker
At-Risk Survivor -- evil eyes
Birthday surprise backfires
Thunderstorms Kill One in Nort
Family learns teen in casket i
Man wins breathholding contest
Self Exterminator
Festive Uproar
Dangerous pets
Even IT types can be contender
Ski Jumper Surgery
Treadmill Trouble
Wouldbe stuntman
teachers and carelessness
Stunt snowmobiler dies from bu
Exploding Car
"Slick" Oil Workers
Bomb Horror
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Darwin Awards
2002 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Fuzzy Fights Back 9.2 (168 votes)

Man Hit by Train 8.9 (106 votes)

Personal Account - Idiot Chef 8.5 (149 votes)

Man Dies After Throwing Rocks 8.4 (100 votes)

How to fly in your car 8.1 (92 votes)

Boobytrap demonstration 8.0 (110 votes)

Enforcing Safety Rules 8.0 (91 votes)

Helicopter guillotine 8.0 (118 votes)

biker dies giving finger 7.9 (81 votes)

One-fingered death salute 7.8 (72 votes)

Fell Into Own Trap 7.8 (75 votes)

Repeat Offender 7.7 (90 votes)

Grass Stash 7.7 (57 votes)

Pop's Xmas Gift (Swiss Knife) 7.7 (117 votes)

Electrical Problems 7.6 (51 votes)

Smoking CAN be Deadly 7.6 (78 votes)

Cure for Head Lice 7.6 (102 votes)

CLOTHES LINE AND AXE 7.5 (91 votes)

Life Insurance Pays More 7.5 (76 votes)

Man found dead at gas station 7.4 (52 votes)

Speed Brakes 7.4 (60 votes)

Exploding Dunnies 7.3 (72 votes)

Soiled Trousers 7.3 (85 votes)

Stupidity at the Septic Tank 7.3 (98 votes)

Instant "stop smoking" cure 7.3 (83 votes)

dumb bubba 7.2 (77 votes)

Gun safety 7.2 (59 votes)

Half of a missing penis 7.1 (106 votes)

Catch as Catch Can 7.0 (56 votes)

Backdraft Lesson 7.0 (54 votes)

Smoking does cause death 7.0 (55 votes)

Train 1 Superman 0 6.9 (68 votes)

Smashed Tiger! 6.9 (54 votes)

Teens badly burned 6.8 (72 votes)

Man drowns while fleeing cops 6.8 (55 votes)

The Vic Morrow Syndrome 6.7 (47 votes)

In the drink 6.7 (59 votes)

Jumps from Car 6.6 (56 votes)

Snowmobiler Flames Out 6.6 (33 votes)

Mother's Little Helper 6.6 (61 votes)

Watch out for debris 6.5 (52 votes)

Family Affair 6.5 (71 votes)

Man critical following fall 6.5 (47 votes)

angle grinder folly 6.5 (49 votes)

Losing Count 6.5 (34 votes)

Bombed out of his mind 6.4 (47 votes)

Smart Squirrel 6.4 (69 votes)

Just what the doctor ordered 6.4 (55 votes)

Duct tape fixes everything 6.3 (84 votes)

ManDies After Snowmobile Stunt 6.1 (41 votes)

Jackhammer Jolt 6.1 (57 votes)

Butane Rocket 6.1 (71 votes)

Man Buried Alive Dies 6.1 (70 votes)

forbidden fruit 6.0 (81 votes)

man runs over himself 6.0 (81 votes)

This dive rates a zero 5.9 (74 votes)

Gas Cylinder 5.9 (55 votes)

Killer blowhole 5.9 (79 votes)

Not on my backyard 5.9 (44 votes)

shooting self 5.8 (46 votes)

Powerline Swinging 5.7 (66 votes)

Bullshit 5.7 (97 votes)

Alcohol and Gasoline 5.6 (83 votes)

Cane Toad Revenge 5.6 (76 votes)

Stunt costs boarder's life 5.6 (46 votes)

Man races train and looses 5.6 (46 votes)

Man gets trashed 5.5 (50 votes)

Iron Maiden 5.5 (76 votes)

Towering Stupidity 5.4 (78 votes)

Wife a Speed Hump 5.3 (76 votes)

Torch Blamed for Starting Fire 5.3 (48 votes)

AIRBAGS ARE THERE FOR A REASON 5.3 (74 votes)

meal to be kills chef 5.3 (54 votes)

DA: Zot 5.2 (54 votes)

Close escape on train tracks 5.2 (38 votes)

Eye Sparkle 5.2 (62 votes)

Porsche Panic 5.1 (52 votes)

Dynamite fisherman in hospital 5.1 (52 votes)

Toy Guns Kill 4.9 (72 votes)

Shell-shocker 4.8 (51 votes)

Honorable mention -- evil eyes 4.8 (47 votes)

Birthday surprise backfires 4.7 (44 votes)

Thunderstorms Kill One in Nort 4.7 (44 votes)

Family learns teen in casket i 4.7 (69 votes)

Man wins breathholding contest 4.7 (79 votes)

Self Exterminator 4.6 (51 votes)

Festive Uproar 4.4 (54 votes)

Dangerous pets 4.3 (43 votes)

Even IT types can be contender 4.3 (67 votes)

Ski Jumper Surgery 4.3 (48 votes)

Treadmill Trouble 4.1 (46 votes)

Wouldbe stuntman 4.0 (53 votes)

teachers and carelessness 4.0 (53 votes)

Stunt snowmobiler dies from bu 3.9 (23 votes)

Exploding Car 3.9 (46 votes)

"Slick" Oil Workers 3.6 (51 votes)

Bomb Horror 3.5 (40 votes)

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