"Mottos"
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
Greetings, oh Mighty Darwin! -
Some motto submissions for your perusal:
"Pride goeth before a... WHOOPS!!!"
"Barking up the wrong family tree"
"Be all and (permanently) end all"
"Between a rock and - another big rock"
"He really did bite the bullet... BOOM!!!"
"Back to the evolutionary drawing board"
"He really did grind to a halt - with the help of his woodchipper"
"From cradle to grave was a short trip"
"The dumber they come, the harder they fall - usually without a parachute"
"He really couldn't wait to turn in his grave"
"His baptism of fire included gasoline"
"He was a real pro at killing time - his own"
"Darwin, creator of job openings"
"He had an axe to grind - too bad the lathe was still plugged in"
Thanks for your consideration & keep up the excellent work! All hail to Darwin!!
Regards,
arilee DeWitt Submitted on 07/25/2002
Submitted by:
arilee
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