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AN SHOOTS FOOT 3 TIMES

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AN SHOOTS FOOT 3 TIMES

Publication: THE SUNDAY GAZETTE-MAIL Published: 10/11/1992

Page: P20A Headline: MAN SHOOTS FOOT 3 TIMES

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PRINCETON (AP) _ A Mercer County man is recovering at home after he told police he accidentally shot himself three times in his right foot, officials said Saturday. The unidentified 38-year-old Princeton man was drinking beer early Wednesday morning when he decided to clean his guns, according to a report filed by Mercer County Sheriff's Deputy L.R. Catron. While the man was cleaning his .32 revolver, it went off, Catron said. The man said the shot "didn't hurt,' so he then began cleaning his .380 caliber pistol, which also went off, Catron wrote. The .380 bullet "stung a little,' Catron quoted the man as saying. The man finished the .380 and then pulled out his .357-caliber pistol, only to shoot himself a third time. The man finally called an ambulance. No charges were filed, Catron reported.

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