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Call Me Lefty

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an who lost hand won't be charged

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Shelly Whitehead

Post staff reporter

Covington police say they do not plan any further investigation into a fireworks explosion last Thursday that resulted in the amputation of a 19-year-old man's hand.

Doctors at University Hospital Medical Center in Cincinnati amputated Covington resident Kendall Evans' right hand after the accident outside John G. Carlisle School on Independence Day. Evans told authorities that he bought some M-80 fireworks from a Madison Avenue vendor. Evans said the M-80s exploded while he was inside a portable toilet near the school and blew off three fingers on his right hand.

Police say they found a bloody lighter next to the portable toilet which they say was destroyed by the explosion.

"Some of the kids in the area said (Evans') intent was to blow up the portable restroom, which he did. There was significant damage to it — under $500," said Covington Assistant Police Chief Lt. Col. Jim Liles.

"Witnesses said they heard the explosion and then saw Kendall Evans stumble out of the restroom."

Evans' relatives contended that the fireworks vendor sold him defective and illegal fireworks.

Liles said police do not plan to file charges against Evans or the fireworks vendor.

Publication Date: 07-09-2002

Kentucky Post

Submitted on 07/10/2002

Submitted by: Todd Anderson
Reference: Kentucky Post 7/9/2002

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Emily said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Why would anyone want to blow up a portable restroom?! Ordinarily, I would put this down as a regular fireworks accident. However, there are several distinguishing factors that make me consider this an honorable mention: The aforementioned toilet The lighter The M-80 in an enclosed space The bad syntax of the article (was the lighter or the toilet destroyed) the fact that it happened in Kentucky


Glen said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
another firework story


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
typical: idiot kid's idiot parents try to blame the fireworks manufacture, not their juvenile delinquint son who was trying to blow up a portajohn. Hard to prove they were defective when he blew up the evidence. Now you know why these are illeagal in most states: they are dangerous! Better than your usual fireworks story, thus deserves at least a slush pile viewing.


Larry said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Yet another fireworks accident.


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