Divorce 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
This is the story of one man who, one day or another, will win.
The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist
attacks has been filed in NY court.
It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World
Trade Center left home for work on Sept. 11.
When he got to Manhattan, he decided to spend the morning
at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village. When he got to her
place, he turned off the phones, TV and radio and spent the
entire morning in bed with her.
At about 11:00am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone
back on to retrieve his messages. A second later it rang. His wife
was on the phone crying and screaming at him, "I've been trying
to call you for over two hours!! I've been worried sick about you!
Are you OK?!? "
He answered calmly that he was fine. his wife then asked, "Where
are you?"
The guy said, "Where do you think I am? I'm in my office!"
Submitted on 07/05/2002
Submitted by:
Anonymous
Reference:
Urban Legend?
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