The little dog 
2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
A friend of mine (we'll call him Brian just for fun) was getting out of the shower one day when his wife's small, sharp toothed dog wondered into the bathroom. Brian loves to tease this dog, and having nothing at hand with which to tease the dog with, he grabbed his penis and began waving it at the dog. The dog immediately leapt up and caught the offending member in its mouth and apparently held on for a moment, its entire weight suspended by my friend’s organ. Needless to say, this was extremely painful and Brian’s anguished scream scared the dog so badly that it let go and ran from the bathroom (the dog was found latter hiding under the bed).
Now then, I mentioned the dog had sharp teeth, right? Well apparently, they were sharp enough to go all the way through Brian’s penis, and puncture some fairly vascularized tissue—he began to bleed profusely from his wound. Fighting off light headedness, he drove himself to the local emergency room, and when asked what he needed to be seen for, tried to get away with telling the nurse that he had a “rather embarrassing injury” and needed to see a doctor. Nothing doing. The nurse assured him that she had “heard everything” and he needed to tell here what happened so that she could triage him appropriately. Well, once he explained to the nurse what had happened, she handled it quickly and professionally, summoning a doctor and arranging a private room for my friend (with only a very slight smile and a stifled laugh).
After treatment and testing to ensure that nothing vital was irreparably damaged, and an admonishment from the doctor to “be more careful,” Brian made his way home to wait for his wife, so that he could explain how he had come to be injured in such a way. Luckily for Brian, he ended up with nothing more than a very unusual scar and some painful memories. He managed not to remove himself from the gene pool, but he did come damn close (well the dog did anyways).
Submitted on 06/30/2002
Submitted by:
Anonymous
Reference:
related to me by the victim
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